haha- well, I didn’t actually say WHERE my warehouse was ....

But I get so horny when I work out and there are dudes just right there for the taking. :(

Bookstores are my place of happiness and intellectual commerce.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

The Russian Tennis Racket.

Major Match-Fixing, at your service.

I don’t particularly care, but I’m going to barge in and hijack this whole thing because look at THIS:

Love me or hate me, it’s one or the other. Always has been. Hate my politics, my Axis. Hate my Blackshirts, my invasion of Ethiopia. Hate that I’m Il Duce. A fascist. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I’m loved, for the exact same reasons.

credit to @KarisaMaxwell

“‘Friends hang sometimes, banners hang forever’ - Kobe Bryant”

Her not telling him is the most concerning part for me. Then again, if they have started talking less because he just complains about this, I could see her not wanting to talk to him about meeting her fans in person. They need to have a deep conversation about this and figure out what they can do to make both parties…

It’ll all be over soon, Jeb!

Clearly the best video game soundtrack of all time.

is that now on CD or cassette? that’s the real test of whether or not you’re An Old

How DARE YOU. Every call Ump Enrico made that day was BY THE BOOK.

You spelled McSparagus wrong!

GOING IN HOUSE AFTER TAKING OFF BATHING SUIT, CLOSED DOOR ON PENIS INSTEAD OF OPENING DOOR, HE PULLED PENIS OUT