*buys ring*

Not fancy.

You could say their residence there is evil.

=(

And now a reading from the second tweet of the apostologist Steve to the Philipians...

my son asked me when he was about 4 if 'they had invented color yet when I was a little girl'

I can’t remember when I started doubting the existence of Saint Nicholas (I’m European so no Father Christmas around these parts), but I do remember how I convinced myself he must be real when doubts started to kick in. The way I saw it, there were two possibilities: either he existed and some kind of magic was…

I still get a present every year from Santa, despite it being more than 20 years since I figured out the game. I kind of love it, just because Santa presents have had the exact same wrapping paper for as far back as I can remember—at some point in the distant past my dad bought a dozen or so rolls of it, and it…

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

Why? It was the dog’s name.

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

I pronounce him dead!

Yeah, Wheaton is actually a good school. it’s actually a very respected college, even though the students were banned from dancing until about 10 years ago.

You have entered POWER DRIVE!

This time, the aliens installed an antivirus.

Well, at least they’re punctual to be invading on the same day as last time.