Her not telling him is the most concerning part for me. Then again, if they have started talking less because he just complains about this, I could see her not wanting to talk to him about meeting her fans in person. They need to have a deep conversation about this and figure out what they can do to make both parties…

It’ll all be over soon, Jeb!

Earlier this week, Ukranian media noticed a slight glitch wherein Google Translate was giving “Mordor” as a translation for “Russian Federation.” The good news is that they’ve fixed the problem.

Clearly the best video game soundtrack of all time.

No caption needed:

is that now on CD or cassette? that’s the real test of whether or not you’re An Old

OMG! I always thought she looked familiar. Mind blown!

How DARE YOU. Every call Ump Enrico made that day was BY THE BOOK.

Luke has been hiding on for years is called “Ahch-To”

You spelled McSparagus wrong!

Get some spare fuses for your mind and then watch this -

GOING IN HOUSE AFTER TAKING OFF BATHING SUIT, CLOSED DOOR ON PENIS INSTEAD OF OPENING DOOR, HE PULLED PENIS OUT

*buys ring*

“Your sad devotion to that $25K pen has not helped you conjure up a meaningful essay, or given you clairvoyance enough to pass your exa...*hurk....unghhh*...”

Not entirely sure how this directly applies to my carbon fibre comment, but I still decided to star you because you made some sort of reply.

Not fancy.