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True, but just revealing Skywalker as the object of the whole movie was pretty damn great.

And now a reading from the second tweet of the apostologist Steve to the Philipians...

my son asked me when he was about 4 if 'they had invented color yet when I was a little girl'

I can’t remember when I started doubting the existence of Saint Nicholas (I’m European so no Father Christmas around these parts), but I do remember how I convinced myself he must be real when doubts started to kick in. The way I saw it, there were two possibilities: either he existed and some kind of magic was…

I still get a present every year from Santa, despite it being more than 20 years since I figured out the game. I kind of love it, just because Santa presents have had the exact same wrapping paper for as far back as I can remember—at some point in the distant past my dad bought a dozen or so rolls of it, and it…

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

Why? It was the dog’s name.

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

I pronounce him dead!

Gotham’s hottest night club is “Dawn of Justice”. This place has everything...

This part in The Clone Wars always made me laugh.

Yeah, Wheaton is actually a good school. it’s actually a very respected college, even though the students were banned from dancing until about 10 years ago.

To be fair...it’s not like Canadians and Mexicans are confused on this issue.

NOAA didn’t want to spook anyone, but their climate predictions revealed that Canada will be a uniform gray waste on Christmas. Snow? Ash? The model couldn’t provide that data. When asked for specifics, the computers started weeping blood and replied, “THE HOUR OF THE WENDIGO IS NIGH. ALL FLESH MUST BE EATEN. POOR…

There are no norms, only Zuul.

I was “the girl” in the skit. I had JUST turned 19 when this was filmed. It’s been 13 years (I’ve been married for 7 years with 2 kids now and no, not to the jedi who stood up for me, he is married to someone else and has been for almost 10 years now), and this usually is still brought up a few times a year at least.…