To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Meet each other in Temecula.

My favorite Treehouse of Horror segment: “Citizen Kang”. I made a VHS tape of that episode as a kid and must’ve re-watched it a hundred times.

GISELE ISNT DEAD SHE JUST WENT BACK TO THEMYSCIRA.

Ive been calling them the Carvengers for years, now.

Just wait until they introduce the polar bear and the donkey wheel.

Simple really...

And the only bad thing he did in episode V basically is down to his treatment to Han Solo. But still, if you’re a father and you hear that a scoundrel is dating your daughter, I think that’s justified.

Hah! Joke’s on you, my coworker turned me down before we even had a chance to start dating and eventually break up.

As much as I respect Messi’s skills, this level of adoration from children kind of makes him the John Cena of soccer.

“M” like “Mancy.”

A lot of people need this course.

That story is obviously bullshit. He didn’t even say “Hibachi!” once.