I hate all of you.

Dogs do not graze. They evolved to eat our scraps.

Oh fuck, ghosts!!

Religious people do right thing out of fear of god or want of a good afterlife.

Soon.

Uh, how about Soylent v Ensure?

Gnocci are what you expect to slip out of a long-constipated Vulcan’s ass who just initiated his first “poo-far” in a year.

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE PLUSHIE!?

Or, just integrate the cheese into the meat before you form the patties.

...like reading 90s cosmo...

Like six pages to address a simple complaint, one that can’t be solved because if you shake every woman’s hand, some will assume they came off as “manly”!

This isn’t a bad idea, but since glowsticks are single-use, might get pricey.

More like: “Upcoming Mod will get a Cease and Desist.”

Fuck me, that made sense.

Lol, someone forgot the trainwreck that game became XD.

You named your dog Friday? That’s awesome.

“One of the challenges is how can you get enough power, and given the tiny power you can harvest, how do you communicate back to Earth?”

I’m speechless.

It’s only an RPG in the sense of how someone who plays nothing but CSGo and the occasional bishōjo game perceives RPGs.

Fox does one thing consistently: ruin SciFi.