Say that while you’re driving between endless cornfields in Iowa.

Nice ad.

My president is black, my lambo bear.

I spent a lot of time and money cleaning cranberries, boiling them in honey and OJ, to make a perfect spiced cranberry sauce.

CONCERNING S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

You’ve spent too much time setting up those neat-o pics instead of looting raiders and scavving. There are plenty of stimpacks.

Same problem, but with the Elder Scrolls franchise. Can’t get into games involving magic, no matter how good they look.

#34 Ortiz

Ace of Base is what this song is trying to be.

The rims are reprehensible.

Don’t judge a super-efficient car by its rims.

A 100MT cobalt-jacketed nuclear torpedo could theoretically wipe out large swathes of inland area with a long-lived, highly radioactive tsunami.

“In fact, what Status 6 sounds like it’d be employing would be a neutron bomb”

Stupid and dangerous to lase anyone, let alone someone inside a vehicle, but belgium these news-holes covering a bus-jacking in THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN NIGHT in their loud-ass helicopters, as if anything you could see from a helicopter would actually count as “news”.

They’ll all be RIF’d out when this scandal sinks VW anyway.

No one ever used that beard though.

If that were a real thing, we’d see KFC on grubhub.

No keytar has ever saved anything. Keytars are music jumping the shark. Have to wonder what Domenico Scarlatti say about them though.

I almost passed out laughing. This is like every 3rd encounter on COPS.

No. Bethesda games don’t intend that the character be seen, given the amount of care they give to player running animations. I’ve picked a default face, scarred it up somewhat, and am now running around with a bandanna and welding goggles under an army helmet anyway.