I saw this, all I could think of was “BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP”

Yeah, drinking and driving, fantastic idea.

Sellout

First, let me just say, don’t ever give another dime to EA.

“...he would not drink in public, that he would regularly attend their associated church, and that he would live a Christ-like lifestyle.”

That’s pretty psychotic.

For ancient Rome, sure.

Mortal combat is rarely pretty or graceful.

Doesn’t explain the PIT maneuver he did on the #6 car, unless the oil pump also locked up his steering.

Darrel Greenwood.

The RCA dog is listening to a phonograph of his dead master’s voice. Phonographs were originally designed as a posthumous record of speech.

uni-ball Jetstream. It didn’t win only because none of the voters know what the hell they’re talking about, or are tip-huffing snobs.

uni-ball Jetstream. It didn’t win only because none of the voters know what the hell they’re talking about, or are…

Wage theft should be considered a capital crime.

The tragic effects of thalidomide.

Wasn’t even like he hooked a display up to an arduino or anything like that on his own. Tore down a clock and mounted the guts in a briefcase.

Attempted vehicular homicide?

Family Feud was funnier.

If you really wanted to bust up the proteins in your eggs, why not a blender? Don’t need to wait 15 minutes then.

*15 minutes* *BEFORE* you fry your eggs?

Soft drinks and water are exported from California.