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RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”

Haha, I have a clothes chair and this is exactly what I use it for. I didn’t think it was a normal thing for people.

I seem those signs all over Westchester County NY. If those people have enough cash on hand to buy a home here that average 400k, they should put more effort into a sign that’s not written with magic marker.

Proximity keyless entry and start. Not having to fumble around with key is probably the greatest feature that has been added in decades. 

As a note, this is why the hidden camera segments from The Eric Andre show are filmed in New York, despite the on-set segments being filmed on the west coast.

The problem isn’t that fully remote (or blended, as it may end up being) work isn’t effective or workable; it is if your living situation and job are right for it. The problem is that there will always be leaders who know this and simply don’t care.

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

You are, we all are. Humans are wildly annoying in our ability to hold contradicting views and do/say/feel contradictory things.

“You can continue to offer help, but you also shouldn’t suffer indefinitely or sacrifice everything healthy and good in your own life once the other person clearly isn’t willing to acknowledge their behaviours or become receptive to trying treatment.”

Thank you for this. I appreciate your compassionate approach to these suggestions. And it’s also important to honor your feelings and needs by communicating and maintaining healthy boundaries while attempting to help someone. Not at all suggesting that one should ever make this conversation feel like a form of judgment

It’s a power play. By not giving a fuck about someone’s personal space, you’re showing everyone who the big boss is.

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I’ve instructed a friend, who my family doesn’t know at all, to turn up in a full black veil hiding her face, and play The Whitlam’s “I Will Not Go Quietly” at full bore from a bluetooth speaker:

I know people who have already made out the music playlist for their funeral.

I went really bad to an ultra-liberal one once. Got so bored, Popped into the loo for a bit of a weak woke wake wank.

WHAT.

Sorry to be the one to break this to you, beta cuck soyboi, but you’re no match for incels’ anime eyes and dinosaur egg testicles. Once the Federal Girlfriend Agency processes their application form, they won’t even have time to kick your ass.

Wrong. You are free to say whatever you want. You are, however, not free from the responsibility and consequences of what comes out of your mouth. 

Oh I will cry and complain because I am a baby.

Every word of what you said is my exact position on this. I’ve got a wall of movies here in my office. And I’ve got the internet. And I’ve got a decent TV. I’ll be okay for a while.

I’ve been going to the movies since the age of six and the theatrical experience has been one of the most basic, joyful things in my life. I had the great fortune of going to college during the height of the film guild era and, for years, went to the movies two to three, sometimes four, nights a week. I love the