Marvel had a comic run series called Damage Control with a similar concept. It’s a solid gold idea that just needs The Office style caliber casting and guest cameos of your movie property characters settling insurance claims. “I have The Hulk on Line 1, he says Hulk Doesn’t Understand New Terms And Agreement on his…

Yeah, is this really a problem that needs solving?

...so I can have a latte without shitting my brains out 45 minutes later because I have a not-lactose-intolerance dairy issue.

While I understand pouring upside down, you could also just pour it slowly right side up. Just leave enough space for air to flow into the carton or box as you’re pouring.

Or just pour it slow like a human. 

Come on guys... 

Remember folks - You have a right to know if you are being detained under suspicion of a crime and WHICH crime. Simply ask - I am free to go? If the answer is not a clear “No” you need to press the question until they tell you EXACTLY why you are being detained (suspicion of a particular crime) or until they admit you…

LOL I’m joking obviously, but I also only have a small group of friends and family I buy stuff for.

but ham!

Chaps are inherently, and by definition, assless. Why must they always be described as “assless chaps”?!!!

Former health IT employee here, and there are a couple of things that I’d add.

The lid should ALWAYS BE DOWN when you flush, otherwise you’re spraying crap all over the bathroom.

Don’t do that.

I’ll give the guy credit: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

Well, there’s nothing conservative Christians like better than feeling persecuted. It brings you closer to The Big Guy if you suffer like Him.

It seems like arresting the staff, especially the pilot, for manslaughter is ridiculous.

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.... and yet it took me something like 4 or 5 guesses to get that one, because I had just watched BladeRunner: 2049 just the night before, which starts with almost that exact cityscape. Got it wrong, of course, which made me doubt myself, so I held off on guessing the original.

Yeah, I’m not great at these but that shot is incredibly iconic to me

Making a baby?

I don’t think that’s unwritten. I’m fairly certain that’s a law.