Marvel had a comic run series called Damage Control with a similar concept. It’s a solid gold idea that just needs The Office style caliber casting and guest cameos of your movie property characters settling insurance claims. “I have The Hulk on Line 1, he says Hulk Doesn’t Understand New Terms And Agreement on his…

Half brother* (that is weirdly named after his father lol)

Evil Canadian oligarch Ryan Reynolds shows his true colors as he strikes again.

“I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

EVERYONE STAR THE ABOVE COMMENT

I love it when prestige actors are like “look, I’ll take the cash with no shame, wtf is this movie about”

Best one was Michael Caine on Jaws 4 “I loved it, it paid for my moms house”

It’s General Zod, but it’s not that Specific Zod.

Yeah, is this really a problem that needs solving?

...so I can have a latte without shitting my brains out 45 minutes later because I have a not-lactose-intolerance dairy issue.

While I understand pouring upside down, you could also just pour it slowly right side up. Just leave enough space for air to flow into the carton or box as you’re pouring.

Or just pour it slow like a human. 

Come on guys... 

Remember folks - You have a right to know if you are being detained under suspicion of a crime and WHICH crime. Simply ask - I am free to go? If the answer is not a clear “No” you need to press the question until they tell you EXACTLY why you are being detained (suspicion of a particular crime) or until they admit you…

I have a coworker, who’s 23, who had never heard of “Office Space” and I wanted to turn into dust right then and there.

Man, I remember when I was in college, it was a selling point on the campus tour that all the dorms were newly wired for ethernet.

That would have to be weird for her... if shes attending classes of 12-15 year olds, they probably have zero idea who she is.

LOL I’m joking obviously, but I also only have a small group of friends and family I buy stuff for.

but ham!

Chaps are inherently, and by definition, assless. Why must they always be described as “assless chaps”?!!!