I bought a refurb Theragun on ebay a few years ago and they continued suggest actual vibrators as things I might like for months.

Thank you for reminding me why I stay home most of the time.

I would have struggled to have the same level of restraint as the passenger who intervened.

I once made it onto a flight because some guy refused to sit next to someone whose shoulders were that wide. The door was closed and I thought it was over and this other passenger literally came running back up the jetway yelling that he just couldn’t do it. I felt badly for the large seatmate since I’m sure a scene…

Fixed it for you.

How true

Got a proper lol out of me

In our current political climate, few issues are as politically charged as gun rights. And as is the case with many controversial issues, that can cause people to steer clear of the topic entirely to avoid confrontation or arguments.

We also have separate blankets for several reasons. My wife has a tendency to accumulate blanket during the night and she prefers lots of layers and different materials while I prefer a standard comforter. Also, after she had surgery, we got a big pillow to keep us from crashing into each other and, frankly, we’ll…

Just like live sports, watching has....wait for it....no effect on the outcome. Whatsoever.

That is horrible. Glad you were able to be rid of her.

Thanks. I was indeed entertained. How long did Jane survive before a reason to fire was found or manufactured?

Please elaborate on these methods, if only for my entertainment.

If this had no effect outside this group of people, I might even just say “well, evolution at its finest” but they will get others sick and that’s not acceptable.

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I change my sheets and duvet once a week. It used to be....whenever I remembered, which was super gross.

I figured this was the case but was wondering what the specifics were. Red meat doesn't agree with me so I'll stick with poultry. Maybe add some creatine. Thanks friend!

What counts as meat? Any flesh of animal or does only red meat count? Also what’s counts as a lot? I eat chicken or turkey meat nearly every day.

More explicitly, never fuck that guy.

I had a neighbor yell at me about my driving one day (expletives and threats to call the police). I *may* have been going a little fast. I saw her run the stop sign at the end of the street the next day. Didn’t even slow down.