The first link to the product is non-functional, jfyi.

The first link to the product is non-functional, jfyi.

Freaking good.

Actually, stay the eff home instead. Go out for groceries or if your life is in danger. Otherwise, stay home. Use the phone. Stay home.

Well, I guess this isn’t enabled in my area yet.

This doesn't seem to work for me. Can you provide a direct link to the utility (something that might have been a good idea from the start)?

I showed my wife, someone who is getting into acting, that scene and she was very impressed.

Wait this isn't Deadspin.

Hah, I also presume you’re in a state where you’re actually allowed to defend yourself vs NYS where you’re required to run away, even in your own home.

I’m lolling at "Delta Bravo".

I’ve been rolling out of bed 15 minutes before I need to be at my desk because I can and I need the extra sleep. Luckily, I have no one else to take care of in the morning so it works out. I was struggling to get enough sleep before this whole crisis and now I can get the sleep I need.

What is this, The Onion?

It’s fucked to say but maybe this is what pushes the country over the edge into universal healthcare.

Buy a Pixel online?

This is good content. Not trolling.

I've removed my hands for the foreseeable future.

I've removed my hands for the foreseeable future.

I just....count to 20 slowly. And at this point, I don't need to count anymore.....it just takes that long to actually wash my hands properly.

I’ve been doing this for a few weeks now. Either my thermometer is busted or my normal is between 97.2 and 97.7.

Agreed. However, I respect the need to protect the masses from themselves.

That’s a fair point

Yea, I left out some commas that were clearly necessary. I'm wary to do anything crazy on mobile links. What you're saying is what I meant to portray.