No you're not.

I've had a beard since I was 16 (31 now) and I honestly don’t remember what my head looks like clean-shaven. My beard is trimmed fairly short right now for warm weather reasons but it gets almost duck dynasty levels if I don’t keep up with it. My wife has never seen me without some sort of beard. I'm not sure if have…

So....death by snu snu?

I’m areligious but the idea of a building that has stood for nearly 1000 years burning definitely had me choked up.

Family lore tells me that my wife's grandmother would demand stamps to send her left over food to Africa when her parents said this shit to her.

Yes the only time cheating is bad in gaming is if you do so to win in competition against other real people. If you're in it for the story and aren't interested in sweating for hours then so what. Obviously, I still the experience of actually accomplishing the goals set out by the game is worth it. Cheating is fine as…

Everything has to be gritty and “real” these days.

I like you

Well duh

I was recently traveling for a week in Florida. I was driving someone else’s car that week and it didn’t have any cameras at all. It took about a day to get back to the old habits of actually turning around to look behind me as I backed up. Turns out backing into a parking space without a camera really isn’t that…

You deserve more stars.

My story is about how it’s been almost impossible to get a Golf R and how much of a run around you get from the dealers. It’s almost like they don’t want you to get one.

I am also the night. The bad guys all have little lights on them regardless of faction. Just shoot at the moving light and you’re good. Or set out a turret and toss a seeker mine.

TL;DR: Training is good if it actually teaches the whole picture, safety and operation. Require it and make it affordable. I’m not sure what problem insurance would solve. Background checks for all gun purchase and permits would be good.

Probably true. The other gun owners I know are my family (my dad does competitive trap shooting so most of his guns are high end shotguns and agrees with what I said) and the employees at the gun store (who are outspokenly for ultimate gun freedom, at least that’s what they express).

Big bag of lightly salted pistachios.

Well, I’m about to acquire a 2019 Golf R with a third pedal. I’m worried that everything will be automation in 20 years when any kids I might have are old enough to self drive a car.

I hope that, one, manual gearboxes still exist when my non existent children are old enough to learn how to drive and, two, that I remember this line.

As soon as some people in Congress get their heads on straight.