For real. Whenever a boss has said to me “does it work in IE?” I really want to be like “dOeS It wOrk iN iE?"

This lines up.

“driving in a way that makes me think they're late for an accident" must remember that one.

This is one of the reasons I’ve gotten myself a dashcam and run it constantly. I haven’t captured anything particularly interesting but I will gladly hand over footage of someone hitting and running to the fuzz, should I ever capture said footage.

You left out the couple who brought their 2 year old to a 10:30pm showing of whatever Marvel movie or the douche playing video games on his phone for the first 15 minutes of the movie.

My wife had a similar issue and we ended up having to appeal to the state board of health for a 3rd party evaluation. The doctor who did the evaluation not only agreed she needed the medication in the combination prescribed, she had prescribed it that way herself AND USED IT THAT WAY HERSELF. Screw UHC, appeal to the…

I had a similar journey to finding out that women's clothing has little to nothing in the pocket game. 

Can confirm.

The show was ridiculous and also awesome even if it was campy

At one point, I had the entire series on VHS. My family was directly involved in the creation of the band and show so watching the show was part of growing up in the late 80s and 90s.

Easily the first night mission in Dying Light when you realize the Volatiles are freaking chasing you and they are FAST. I was sweating sitting in front of my computer. Pure adrenaline and terror. I’m sure there are some jump scares in other games that were “scarier” but this was pure terror.

Cities suck and I’m glad I no longer live in one. I grew up in the woods and the first night my wife and I spent in our house in the woods after living in a medium sized city for 4 years was the quietest night if my life and it was great.

Looool

This is exactly what I did.

Clearly, I meant snacking.

OMFG, great typo

That’s a lot of water. I mean to say, I’m impressed. I struggle to get a gallon a day, mostly because I let the habit slip.

Absolutely true. I have a reminder on my work computer just to keep myself drinking water instead of snaking. If I’m still hungry after I have been drinking water and eating my planned mini meals mid-morning and mid-afternoon, then I’ll go get something from the break room.

Like many others, I’ll wait for the Steam release.

In my area, pizza boxes are only allowed if they have zero food or grease on them but I get your drift.