Your criteria are sound, but for many actual alcoholics,”cutting back” is a fiction, and clinging to the idea that you can cut back or control your drinking perpetuates your active alcoholism.

This Wagner person sure is fascinating.

I finally have a name to put to the face!

Y’all already published the “Tee hee! I’ve never heard of Star Wars!” article when the last one came out.

Yea I get it too. It does seem pretty funny, but people forget that there are residents of Florida who may have literally never seen/walked/driven in conditions with snow and ice. Its just not safe.

Trump just misheard “homeo” and put the pressure on the FDA.

Because they haven’t established possession through the whole catch; where as the runner has possession as soon as it is handed to him. It’s stupid, but it is what it is.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

“My statements were taken out of context...”

Maybe do what Lauren posted earlier “Choose Hockey”

Hi,

Thanks for the mansplanation, male.

Wow we had diffeerent experiences. I got female shouted at me often, I never heard someone yell, “hey male” come here.

It is a GOOD take. And I tell it well!

“Have that female do this”

A plague upon any fanbase which refers to itself as “_____ Nation”

We stand for the anthem, salute the flag, and give silence in respect for our nation and its values.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

This is the only known image to record the historic meeting between Elrond and Keith Richards.