And just like that, Simone just monsterhandled everyone’s 2018 world championships hopes like so:

They will not rest until a black woman loses her job for saying that the man gunning for her dislikes black people.

I wouldn’t mind ranked choice voting. I’d vote for it.

I understand the Electoral College perfectly well. And if you’re referring to Alex Pareene, he lived in Pennsylvania, one of the crucial swing states last year, and he didn’t drag himself off the couch to go vote out the Republicans because his liberal conscience wouldn’t allow him to. And he wrote a rambling article…

climatedepot.com.

Ho boy.

Why does anyone even fucking care?

Does this sound like a person who isn’t taking responsibility for the loss?

I love that there’s finally some real volatility in the ATP. Taking nothing away from the Big Four, but it’s been those same guys (with rare exceptions) dominating for a very long time. Makes the early rounds much more intriguing and hopefully we’ll see a lot more of these kids in the next few years.

Let’s say you’re running late for a morning doctor’s appt w/the Feminist Octopus. Let’s say you each have a plate of pancakes and bacon and you’re joking around and oops, you have to leave RIGHT NOW or you’ll be late and have to pay a fee or reschedule. You’re going to just drop those plates in the sink without even…

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

I would generally say that any person who brings up IQ “differences between people” is trying to justify their racism with a misunderstanding of social science.

Well I see someone made a judgement about who’s telling the truth and who isn’t.

Absolutely! I think that of all the “jokes” recounted here, that’s the one that is closest to really working. I’m a white trans women, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that my whiteness protects me from some transphobia. The thing about Mr. Chappelle, though, is that I don’t think he knows enough about the…

Rather than a dish towel, put the person who only partially unloads the dishwasher in with the next load of dishes. This should solve the problem.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Little known fact… You stop hate with puppies and sunshine. That’s why there’s no more hate anymore. If you just ignore the hate, it all goes away. No need to fight it, people are super smart and evolved, hate just kind of takes care of itself these days.

Sigh. Maybe it doesn’t ‘phase’ you, but it ought to FAZE you. Fer cryin’ in the ‘gurt.

Here’s how to reconcile your conceptions of Phil:

Had a good 10 second laugh at this one.