All the bottles are still white, tho.

Dear Republicans:

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

but this map literally says that somewhere between 1 out of every 3 outcomes and 1 out of every 4 has trump winning? and they actually covered how he had a pretty decent chance of winning the EC while losing the popular? I’m definitely not on board the “Nate Silver is a stats god” train but I really wish people didn’t…

The idea of eating the money really sucks. There were real concerns—like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

Ugh. All of those pretentious University Presidents have PHDs in something. She insists you call her Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

That link did not make it clear to me in the least what the C-word was, so I’m forced to think it’s the dirtiest C-word I know:

HELLO THERE FELLOW YOUTH HOW ABOUT THAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST WE ARE ALL ENJOYING LATELY? ISN’T SLANG THE BEST? SPORTS LIKE GOLF ARE FOR THE ELDERLY WHO NEED TO BE PUT INTO INFIRNMENT CAMPS AT BEST OR ROUNDED UP VIA BULLDOZER AND DRIVEN TO EITHER ONE OF THE COASTS (DEPENDING ON LOCATION) AND THEN PUSHED INTO THE…

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

What fucked up world do we live in where we can’t just say that the biker was also being a fucking idiot by doing what he did? NO THAT DOES NOT MEAN THE DRIVER OF THE CAR IS EXCUSED FOR HIS ACTIONS.

This doesn’t mean Tiger is done for good and can’t ever win another major or two. If any 41 year old who hasn’t won a major in 9 years, has suffered a series of increasingly debilitating injuries, including a catastrophic back injury that has basically sidelined him for 3 years now, can bounce back from this, it’s…

Any statement on sexual assault from Donald should begin with “I’m deeply sorry for all of the times I’ve sexually assaulted women” and should end with his resignation. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

In conclusion, eat it, haters. Preferably off my legs because they’re both very clean rinsed.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

I wish I could edit my post but there were reports of two possible tornadoes in the Columbus Metro a I wish I could edit my post but there were reports of two possible tornadoes in the Columbus Metro area at the time of the scroll/black screen, one on the west side and one near me on the north side

I live in the Columbus Metro area and I’m more happy that they went to the black screen with the scroll and a description of what’s going on then a bloody basketball game tornado sirens are going off all over the county both in the north northern part and southern part that’s more important than bloody UNC Kentucky