Can’t wait to hear what Frederick Douglas thinks about all this.

Yoouuu went looking for sympathy follwing another fucking superbowl win and proved correct his central thesis.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

Someone read a piece from a Wagner opera.

Allow me to translate that: “I’ve just heard about him, so I am assuming everyone else is just now finding out about this “Fredrick Douglass” character, too”

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Giri, your AO coverage during the fortnight was excellent. Thank you. And I agree with you that Federer’s backhand has never looked better, which is simply astounding.

Starred for ‘entmoot’.

Right. Because 8 years ago conservatives did not protest when Obama was elected. Oh wait...

If you want a country where the winner of the presidential election gets to operate without public criticism I believe you may find Russia more to your liking. If the criticism upsets you, personally, because you disagree with it, learn to express your thoughts coherently. We live in a country where we can tell…

I know you dumb fucks are upset that we see that you are dumb fucks, and we think that you are dumb fucks, and we call you dumb fucks, and we don’t agree to validate your ignorance and coddle your prejudice, and some people think we’re not supposed to call you dumb fucks “dumb fucks” anymore, but I’m old school. You…

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What’s diabetes? Is that related to my diabeetus?

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

I can understand wanting to prepare for the Australian Open, but Vickery just gave up 30 ranking points by quitting first. While 30 points won’t matter much to the top players, it is around 7% of the total points that a player in the 100's will probably earn for the season.