So this is where Jean-Ralphio ended up after the fake funeral.......

10% of all revenues.

Hetero man, but why would I want to hang out with a bunch of bros? I think I have more friends who are women than men, actually. (I think that last time I used that word in this context was in college, when I did hang out with a bunch of bros. Come to think of it, I was a bro. GAAAAHHHHH.)

none of the 36 signers are current employees of the show, and the only name that immediately jumped out to me was Jane Curtin.

1) Awful

The men’s departure?

(My ex had one of the ones that brews a full carafe. It was ridiculous.)

Thank you, needs to be said, even though its really awful as both a progressive and Trek fanatic. We can’t pick and choose.

Dude, how hard is it to ask someone out respectfully? Do you think your sexual proclivities need mentioning, like, straight out of the gate?

NO IT’S NOT DUDE

As a 12-stepper myself, I can tell you that I’ve never heard any sober alcoholic refer to him or herself as “functioning.” The term is “recovering” or more often just “alcoholic.” You’re wrong.

You know what else sorta makes you a bad person? Passing judgment on people’s character based on jokey internet comments.

You’ve defined ESPN’s “Clients” (is a client, like, God or something? Is that why the capital?) as....well....pretty much everyone in the country? Okay.

You use “they.” But also, why the passive voice, why, why, why???

You...you do realize it will run out eventually, right? Please tell me you do.

This is just a brilliant bit of writing. That’s all.

Winners for least surprising revelations: Ratner and Piven.

I have the sense that you’re a despicable racist.

There are other parts of self-identified sex addiction. (And this guy does identify some of them.)

Pornography and strip clubs. Porn is probably most pervasive problem in SAA.