There will always be a baseline number of people like me who will watch the NFL no matter what

No. It’s not even remotely equivalent to a “minor league.” (Maybe try the Google.)

White male who grew up deeply conservative. I remember writing rants about Bill Clinton in a college journal during the 90s. (I both wish I had kept that journal and am deeply grateful I didn’t.) I later became a liberal.

It is a spectacular mustache. That mustache and its owner are l-i-v-i-n.

What else would they stun Houston with?

This is what you choose to get rage-y about?

“Burneko writing about things he knows a lot about is delightful insufferable. Burneko writing about things he knows nothing about is insufferable delightful.”

Yes, I do exactly this. Thought I was the only one. It’s like probing a sore tooth with your tongue.

Maybe try going “full sentient, caring, human being” before you contemplate the complicated political stuff.

Counterpoint:

Wait, people are buying new vacuums every 1-2 years?? I’ve had mine through like 20 years and five moves. Vacuum every week or two and it works great.

You’re still the jerk.

You don’t understand gender. (Or you’re just trolling.)

To paraphrase my elementary school bowling trophy: they tried.

Oh, give it a rest.

Your take, on the other hand, is stupidly hot.

Dr. Science!

I mean, he makes some good points.

It’s not. It’s systemic racism. Let’s keep our eye on the ball here and not get distracted by conspiracy theory.

who served two years in Korea during the Vietnam War-era