He’s lost. Wake up.

Why? Stay home. Since, you know, nothing ever changes. At least don’t bother the rest of us who give a shit and would rather not listen to your puerile whining.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Let me guess, you’re not going to vote in November, are you?

Thx back at ya:

CLEVER

Yep. Still watch them. (Also loved Gummi Bears and Dungeons and Dragons.)

Does it have to be a team sport? If not, Isner/Mahut 2010. Because it was the most once-in-a-lifetime sports happening ever. People talk about unbreakable records, but that one, IMO, is really unbreakable. Watching it live (over two days) was surreal, awe-inspiring, and ultimately redemptive, not least because of…

Also, do we really need to see the stupid track graphic on every drive?

“Scoreboard” is dumb. You are dumb.

Late to this comment section, but does anyone have any recommendations for a short reading list: well-researched books on the history and culture of guns and the gun fetish?

Three muppet babies with baby Miss Piggy on top?? Or baby that-big-brown-monster-muppet-with-the-big-mouth??

That’s an excellent “indeed.”

Will there really be one of these comments on all of these posts? Really?

You’re so cute!

Nope, just the Cardinals. Because their fans are the worst.

Sometimes the author’s conceit just really works.

I might have gone with “slimy ball of past-date gillyweed,” but potato, po-tah-to.

Discussing one doesn’t preclude discussing the other.

This is exactly right, and I would add that a reasoned public discourse about Orlando would include discussion about all of those motives and about gun control.

This is a necessary comment.