i realize this and we discussed in editing, i meant it as more of a philosophical question about his being :)

Maybe avoid the pole altogether next time?

“You know what this article about a woman and her accomplishment needs more of? INFORMATION ABOUT MY BONER/LACK THEREOF!”

Damn, the trolls are thirsty.

Ok...and how is your unhappy dick relevant to this story?

eye doctors

Look what you made Kim do.