“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

For real. Talk to some Iranian students in the US and they’ll out-liberal the campus’ Young Democrats club by miles.

Hezbollah is Lebanese. Hamas is Palestinian. Hamas is largely funded by the Saudis and is Sunni. As far as Hezbollah goes, I agree, but let’s keep in mind in the prism of realpolitik that the US has funded plenty of shitty organizations to advance regional and global aims.

Not all of Iranian culture is this kind of shit.

I used to work in the dorms in undergrad, and part of the work was making sure that students weren’t so drunk that they could safely go to bed. I had to call an EMT on students at least twice, and at least once we had a student who passed muster only to lose control of their bowels upstairs. Facilities was “thrilled.”

“Peeing in a public place is an act of fantasy fulfillment that many of us would perform if given the chance and the assurance that we wouldn’t be put in jail.”

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

I wonder if Ahmed Mohamed would have been afforded the same treatment.

ishouldnotbedoingthis

Dear god, if fashion week doesn’t end soon, there’s going to be a rash of murders in Chelsea that I have no knowledge of and definitely didn’t commit.

Tom Hardy is obviously very handsome and talented but my absolute favourite thing about him is how much he loves dogs. I say this as someone who went out with a friend a couple of days ago and kept interrupting her (sorry!) to point out dogs and I was like ‘Every time I think I have seen the best dog, I see a better…