Sounds weird

as a local milk person im glad donald is finally looking out for our concerns

this little heydrich motherfucker

I couldn't bring myself to watch any of the debates. I don't know what Kaine or Pence's voices sound like

Yes, it would have been perfect and the obvious smart move, but Hillary managed not to do any smart moves in her campaign. In fact she did the perfect combination of wrong things to do and say that just barely caused her to lose the most winnable election in history, like asteroid Apophis hitting the gravitational…

People bring up the "good enough, smart enough" line all the time but it really can't hurt to have a built-in slogan that simultaneously works really well as an actual campaign slogan and also disarms anyone's ability to make fun of your prior comedy work. Honestly I think if he ran for president and just completely…

Will it help if I start flossing every day too

Franken should have been Hillary's running mate, and if he runs for president in 2020 I will happily vote for him over nearly any other potential candidate

I am fully baffled that anyone doesn't like everything Lauren Lapkus does

No

lol

tough to accept this sour news

lost me at the choppily-edited "i could have you killed in no time." c'mon man

if he really were charged with tax fraud, the mouthbreathers would call it fake news anyway. we might as well give them something real to complain about

michigan seems to like stabenow, and they elected a democrat in 2014 when every single other competitive senate race went to the GOP except for new hampshire, but i am tired of having to worry about dipshit unqualified conservative celebrities stealing offices for which they are comedically unqualified. let's just…

if this child were real, which he is not, he should be taken from his parents, placed into foster care, and given counseling

I feel like she could stop having Traci Reardon appear on every single episode, that's the only part that wears thin for me. I love Traci but too much of a good thing and all that

Hot tub foot.

Howl is absolutely worth it imo, if just for Hollywood Monsterclaps and Superego Forgotten Classics and a few others. Stitcher is an abomination though and I will never switch unless they make me

All I know of Lil Gary is he has a Christmas song about Jesus being the original Transformer that ends with everyone chanting "Fuck you Michael Bay" and I love it very much and can never find it when I want to listen to it