You are just as delusional as Machado is. He started this whole thing with a reckless slide and continued it with a ridiculous home run trot. Benitendi got thrown at near his head and Betts got hit. Machado has a history of being a dirty player going back years. He needs to GTFO with his whining. Steroid using…

“second-rate city”

Says the guy who went spikes-first kicking into a guy’s knee.

That’s a nice, high horse you got there.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

Get a job and pay for them like everyone else, you fucking socialist.

You want welfare, not insurance.

Dear Midgard-

Dear Libtard,

My wife always tells me ‘I don’t care how much you drink, I’m not your mom’.

+1 to Patrick for such a cromulent letter.

A sling.

I’m not a huge fan of anything Trump-related or even adjacent, but if just this part was an option, would that be entirely bad?

does the law also make it illegal to purchase coverage for maternity care, newborn care, surgery or hospitalization 

Are we just going to ignore that Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle? Big pancakes/small pancakes... who gives a fuck, but they better have some real goddamn maple syrup, or we’re going to have a fuckin’ problem!

This weekend, my wife and I stopped at a brewery, and I drank two one-liter mugs of beer. Afterwards she was appalled that I claimed to only have two beers, she said it’s more because of the volume. My thought is in the literal sense I only had two beers, but also, that was the serving size, so again, two beers. She…

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

This might give that dumb Juciero a run for it’s money in usefulness

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

She is a real life Supergirl.