I guess you know a lot of pansies then. Or betas. Or whatever the kids are calling them these days.

This has to be the most upbeat statement ever regarding not being profitable.

Rogers Sportsnet in Canada has already done this. They have a plan called “Sportsnet NOW”, whereby you can watch all of their channels on an app for free if you are still tethered, or cord cutters can pay $25 a month for full, unfettered access to their content, apparently with no blackouts.

Buckle up, buckaroo!

Which makes you wonder how safe this juice is to begin with.

EDIT. Why thank you, infinite scrolling. That’s the first time I posted a comment to the WRONG ARTICLE...

As they dont sell Bacardi (which is from Bermuda) 151 in Cuba, you definitely didnt pound Bacardi 151 in Habana, unless you for some reason imported it from the USA to Cuba. *highlight truther*

So he goes to Jurassic Park and predicts it’ll be awful and barely survives.

Here he is, today, handing out free sausages to people on the streets of Sydney Australia in his ‘Chef Goldblum’ truck. What a guy!

Please tell me you are writing the screenplay. I would watch this movie.

GRANT: You trained raptors? That’s amazing! Did you learn to mimic their vocalizations? Because I studied their nasal cavities for years and was finally able to—

Pretty much any movie could be improved by “more Sam Neill” and/or “more Jeff Goldblum”. But especially with them as scientists.

Did you watch the first Jurassic World and think, “This needs more Jeff Goldblum?”

Then maybe don’t watch a Jurassic Park film. Every film’s plot is “experts being total idiots”.

Oh man. I adored Malcolm. Say no more, I’m sold on this movie already.

First “Thor: Ragnarok”, and now this? Big fan of the Jeff Goldblum revival tour. The franchise needs Sam Neill back though. I want Dr. Grant and Ian Malcolm trading stories with Chris Pratt.

You assume I don’t want to stream every episode of I Love Lucy and King of Queens that will also be available behind this paywall.

Maybe blacks should stop committing such a gigantically astonishingly disproportionate shitload of violent crimes!

Naw, that will never happen.

There is not a chance. There’d be Baby Kirk and Baby Spock and you’d find out their parents were actually good friends and helped design the Enterprise together. And then Khan would come over and borrow a cup of sugar, but Kirk and Sarek would accidentally give him a cup of salt instead.