Haha you don’t even like the family. Nice try Kris.

I totes have a crush on Seth Rogan.

That is maybe the most awkward PDA I’ve ever seen. Like seriously ever.

It’s not more important but it is relevant.

I would think they would shoot the dog first so it didn't bark during the whole thing and alert a neighbor before they were finished.

I got a bunch of Magic Erasers at the 99 cent store and went to town on all the grime on my doors. And I didn't hurt anyone.

It’s like Maslow’s food pyramid.

Considering how much actual anti-feminist rhetoric and sheer mysoginy I see in comments online I think it doesn’t really matter to me if it took having a daughter for a man to get it. It’s still progress.

This is freaking adorable.

As if they would dare. I bet she could have shut them down with a look if they had.

You’re a redhead, right? Mine is starting to fade so much that at night people think I’m blonde. The horror.

Maybe they’re saving up. Maybe they don’t want to just go to the courthouse and she wants something special. Maybe they don’t need a piece of paper. Maybe it’s not our place to speculate. Maybe you’re a judgemental jerk.

You didn't read the part where it said her fiancé works to support them?

I died at “...got sprayed in the eye with blood and clear-colored seepage both.” Death by disgust. I’m commenting from Hell now.

Oh hell yes.

I predict that the FLOTUS is about to teach a master class in shade.

I can't believe she responded by saying it was kind of a compliment. I would have hung up on him after he rapped those lines to me. Egotistical fuck.

Nailed it. Just perfect.

Stupid idea is stupid.

She looks like she has never thrown that thing ever and she’s about to seriously hurt someone by accident.