Thank you for shaming me for sharing my opinion. That is definitely something I need more of. I can have compassion for her as the victim of abuse and still think she's conniving. They are not mutually exclusive.

Are you fucking kidding me? You want bona fides of the abuse I suffered? Do you want my certificate of completion of DV class? The police reports? Photos? The hundreds of nasty abusive emails and texts where he threatens to kill me? Or just anecdotes about the choking, punching, kicking, head butting, spitting in my…

Well I guess I just didn’t pay enough attention in my domestic violence classes. After my son’s dad punched me in the face, choked, and kicked me during my pregnancy I left him immediately.

Exactly. She knew for more than a year before marrying him. There is a thing called the cycle of abuse, and it is hard to leave an abuser, but I think she tolerated it for a payday. She could have left before they were married but then what would she have to show for it. No spousal support without a ring.

So over a year before they got married she’s already being abused and yet still she marries him. I’m all too familiar with the cycle of abuse and understand why women stay, but this looks like a money and fame grab. I think they're both guilty as charged. I think he did it and I think she tolerated it for a payday.

I believe he probably did it, but tbh those photos look like someone who had their soul sucked out by a succubus. Is it possible that both are true?

It seems like common sense might tell us that a male gorilla might react differently to a human child than a female gorilla might. That he might not have the same instinct to nurture something small and helpless.

Really frustrated by the flack the mom is getting. When I took my toddler to the zoo I was super careful but I expected there to be no way for kids to accidentally fall in. Like serious enclosures. Kids are slippery as fuck and will fall into shit without proper barriers.

My ex, who has punched, choked, head butted, and even spit on me, in the eyes, also stood in front of me and smashed his own forehead bloody and said he was calling the cops and telling them I did it. So women aren't the only fakers out there.

Gee what a perfect character witness. Next they need to get Jackson Browne to stand up for him. And then maybe Chris Brown and Mike Tyson.

A bar owner roofied me in Chicago. When my friends noticed I had become paralyzed and unable to speak they carried me to the bathroom and made me puke.

I actually have a thing for guyliner so we're good.

All I got from this is Johnny Depp is single. And I am celebrating this news by pulling out my old 21 Jump Street Tiger Beat centerfolds and finding a witch who does love spells.

This might be my favorite rumor ever.

Idk if he maintains them. Lots of people leave old myspace profiles floating around. I’ve met him a few times and thought he was ok but that was before I read about all of the repulsive shit he’s said.

No. I mean the first couple of years you're still in a baby fog. But later they learn this specific high-pitched whiney tone. My sanity is long gone.

A friend is pregnant and asked me to tell her about all the gross stuff people don’t tell you. I was like honey! Let me tell you all about the cervical mucous plug! It’s THE most disgusting effluvium you will ever witness your body secrete. Like a tiny horror story floating in the toilet that you stare at in wonder.…

A likable Republican? Well gosh darn. I just want to have him over for dinner and Mad Men binge watching sessions.

I thought that was a gravy boat before I scrolled.

Are you a man? He was complaining about her smile and generally mansplaining in the rudest way. He never said anything about a smug expression. The author of this post did that.