I had to read it 3 times.

Years ago I worked at the J. Crew at South Coast Plaza, then at the Schaumburg, IL location, then the Michigan Avenue store. They were a decent company to work for back then but outside of the occasional thrift store purchase I haven’t worn J. Crew since. I love mixing classics with vintage finds but why would I pay…

Circumcision is straight-up mutilation. I wasn't aware that this was part of the MRA platform.

In 2015 factory work seems more like a vocation for people who are lucky enough to have a fucking job.

I would have told that couple where the closest park was and to go have a picnic if they wanted to bring their own food.

Groupons for restaurants and other services like spas usually stipulate that the purchaser must still tip on what the total would have been before the discount. If this is the case in this situation then the couple violated the terms of their agreement.

Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark.

So Gawker is essentially allowing its female staff to be continuously sexually harassed and traumatized, and any commenters who have been sexually assaulted to be re-traumatized. Un-fucking-conscionable.

She's trolling people who call her fat.

Deadly serious. I wish I could say I was joking.

This is why I didn't just rely on a restraining order against my abuser. I also dressed a black candle with herbs that I ground with a mortar and a pestle and burned on the night of a full moon. Laugh if you want, but that fuck hasn't harassed me in over a year.

It's entirely possible that she is afraid to prosecute. If her ex was willing to use her to pay off a debt, and both of these guys are facing prosecution, she may, quite reasonably, fear for her life if she cooperates. These aren't eagle scouts we're talking about here.

I remember receiving a treasure candle in the 80s, so this is not a revolutionary idea. However, tying it in with social networking is pretty much marketing genius. The packaging is hideous, though.

I just ran the app and what really stands out to me is that out of over 1000 Facebook friends, only 39 people are married, or at least identifying as such. Oh, and that this is a ridiculous app.

I just love this story so much!

I wasn't ready to go back after 3 months.

I put up a profile once for about a day and had pretty much the same experience. This was without even putting up a photo. I deleted the profile and haven't tried online dating since.

While pregnant I had a very vivid dream in which I gave birth to a healthy kitten.

Kristen and Naya: don't you ladies read Susan Miller?? Venus is retrograde until January 31st. It's never advisable to make major changes to one's appearance (especially one's hair!) during a Venus retrograde.

Let me know when that divorce goes through.