It’s pronounced “sabermetrices”

Papa Gone

So dumb. +1

Cletus: Mister Terwilliger, Mister Terwilliger, come quick, there’s a problem down to the College GameDay set sir. See cousin Kirk and me was playing catch with Micah, that’s our old prospective defensive end

Former troop here, and can I just be the first to say:

+40 trimesters

Why Your Knee Sucks

I agree to an extant, but the threat of a brain injury is a lot different than actually sustaining an injury like this.

Leave it to him to strike a debutante

Spaghetti-ass

+1 Blast Hardcheese

For coaching under the influence

I was home in MA on leave from the Navy, stoked that I was able to have a holiday off. After dinner I went over one of my best friend’s houses with a bunch of my other friends, and we watched the game in his basement, drinking and just hanging out. There was probably 15 of us in there, all Pats fans (I know how…

+1 Granny Hammer

“The bastard got off too easy”

+1 doctor’s recommendation

And why do we still have monkeys if we evolved from them?

Should’ve done their due diligence on draft day.

Why do I not care :’(

+1 life to give