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Well Viola cannot act. She knows how to get cast, but, come on.

“Grab a new pair”

“Grab a new pair”

Mississippi Goddamn!

OK... let’s not get into Ke-dollarsign-ha, either. She’s been through enough.

What was your old one?

SeaCow disease

Our new celebrity couple: SeaCow

And in America, that’s *expensive* care.

Oi! I live in England!

I remember Chek! And, ugh, Shasta. But Dr. Perky was our favourite.

And think how poor soft drink chicken baby is going to feel!

Detroit?

I hope this kinda shit don't catch on in the ghetto.

Trump IS German!

This.

He said in private that it really means “you should go and f**k yourself”.

*millennials

She's broke.

He’s dismissing cola, curry, spinach and cabbage soups which are all leaf/water recipes. Oh, and primrose water is a major source of antibiotics, which do come in handy. Oh, and TEA.

So NATO must have been pro-Mayo, which us why Americans eat so much of it, right?