Does anyone remember that episode of Star Trek: TNG where there is this community (planet?) where only perfect people reproduce. And they're about to get destroyed when the technology from Geordi La Forge's visor saves the day?

Once upon a time there was a cat named Albert Einstein, so named because of when he was younger he had really huge whiskers that reminded my mom of Einstein's hair. He did not have an easy life, in the middle of the summer he was put in a box and thrown over a woman's fence and left there to die. The woman nursed…

Just don't ask her about the caffeine.

I tried to do my sad tuxedo cat story, but it doesn't seem to have worked.

Thank you for going there.

@lalunedelundi: Yes! That's exactly what I thought of.

@JadeBamboo: We have one feral outdoor cat who lives in our garage. She's been living here as long as we have, so she is about 16 years old. Even though she looks like she's on deaths door she still is... going on and on. It's amazing how long she's lived, let alone how she's been hit by a car, gotten pretty beat…

Am I the only one annoyed that she made a distinction between women who go to work because they can and women who economically go back to work because they have to?

@Ari Schwartz: I agree that Nixon should have gone to prison, however I also can see why Ford pardoned him. Man it would've made for amazing TV though.

@Total Package: Actually, if "raiding" my Grandfather's tomb could provide information on how people lived in this era, yes, go for it. I'm sorry if you dislike it, but, if archaeologists look for your Husband, it'll be a long time away.

After reading Riding Rockets, I have to admit, I didn't think there was a chance in hell that he wouldn't go. It's the last mission for endeavor, that's a pretty big deal.

@flaky: And racism! Can't forget your racism Os in the morning.

It would depend on what sort of chocolate. I mean, if it's a huge box full of godiva that I get to choose once a week? Yeah, the chocolate. If it's from Europe? Hell yeah, the chocolate.

@WhenSheLaughs: I keep trying, but sadly I'm not so good with bow and arrows.

@ChaiLatte: I can't resist.

@Melusina: That is one of my favorite skits. The favorite is probably the killer joke.

I do the toilet one a lot.

That picture is awesome. It makes me feel like I'm in line, waiting to shake her hand.

@chocho-san: Nice, okay, maybe I would prefer to be in Park City than Brigham.