I am so sick of this, the stories of things that are going to kill us. I'm sick of being told that this, this and that are going to destroy us. Whatever, if it happens, it happens.

With how cold it is down in the valleys of Utah, I'd hate to be up in Park City.

@stranger: Uh, no. This isn't the same one as summer. The one in summer had to do with farmville! See the difference? ;)

I have had a horrible day, where I've wanted nothing more then to go back to bed and pretend I'd not gotten up. However, these videos and the images and comments have really made my day cheer up so much.

Eh, the jokes weren't offensive. I just didn't find them very funny. Sorry!

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: Was he one of those people you just put your hair into, or could you request?

Oh my god! My dad is a vampire! I never knew.

@memphreblues: Aww, I always really liked saying I was celibate. Now I have to say I'm abstinence? They'll act like I'm doing it for religious reasons and not just because I've not met the right guy or girl!

When I was in elementary school, my teacher told us a story about this woman who ate so many carrots she turned orange. She went to her husband for help, and apparently she was eating three bags of baby carrots a day.

Don't forget that once a month they bleed. And that can lead to infections! Isn't that what Newty said?

@eri401: It reminds me of something I learned from Moguls on TCM. Cary Grant, one of the most confident acting people, wasn't confident in himself at all. He sort of felt like Cary Grant was even just a different person. He wasn't confident at all.

I have to agree with the green one being mash-up. When they mash-up a song that is generally the shade that I am.

I think you may be taking hump day a bit literally on Jezebel.

Clearly this was a horrible accident caused by KOing way up in the sky with no Nurse Joy to help them out. There is also no Nurse Joy in the seas. Coincidence? I think not.

@enough_is_enough: Oh no, it's just like the regular version, just in a faux-leather binding.

@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: It's clearly the only relationship that would last long term!

@enough_is_enough: I love Lamb. I got the special bible looking version signed by him.

@ragincajun67: You know, I think most people wonder what they would do in that sort of situation. If they would run and hide or go forward to risk their life to save others. I think it's wonderful to hear that someone was willing to go forward to save someone.

@t.king-real mrs pratt: I wish I drove and had money for gas so that I could come and be a human barricade. The thought that anyone would do that to anyone, let alone a 9-year old girl, is disgusting.

@epurple12: Don't forget the conspiracy part of that. If it's not 'we're all gonna die!' or 'Aliens have visited us!' it's always something about how the government lies and is full of free masons.