@penguins268: That's the reason I clicked.

@distinguishingme: That's because she's smizing.

@Helen Valentine: In the future... we will all have our own personal channels. Channels that will sense our mood and put on the perfect thing.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Wow wear? Is that clothes with a wow factor, or clothes from World of Warcraft? I'd like to see both.

@smizmar: The point of a worstie is to show what behavior is not acceptable here. Generally, it's something bad, but not so bad that it deserves disemvoweling on the spot.

Now, more seriously. Why does it seem like there are so many men who care about if I have a child or not? ( I mean, I'm okay with consulting the person who helped create the child, though not by law.) This... guys who will never have the chance to become pregnant, barring science coming out with something amazing,…

@pizza_pizza_tata: It feels like the bunny hop, except that all the steps are backwards with the occasional step forward.

You know, because of CBS agreeing to do this, I will not watch the Superbowl this year.

@Eleanor Ramilly: Even just hearing about it has made dinner eating quite suspect.

@NellMood: Or where.

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who takes at least two books with her. Generally it ends up being three or four, because of school reading assignments.

@Sister Jukebox: It's kind of like pepto-bismol. Whenever I had an upset stomach, they'd give it to me, and it'd just make it so much worse.

He'll just call her a trollop and run for president again.

of course, I'm a woman. All women must have a check list.

who opens a conversation with "So I had a wet dream last night?"

@buckets226: Can we just skip this year and say it starts next year? Or next month.

@GreyEyedAthena: Oh, she was a pain for me. It would have helped if Trident would have just said 'You see her magic cauldron, cast spells on it, you idiot. The opposite of the color, or the same of the color, whichever one it is, because I forgot.'

Two things in my childhood terrified me. A poster of the original Master from the Doctor Who series that my dad kept up in the computer room. Of course, I didn't know who that was at that point, but he still looked scary!

@magicsanctuary: Your want is my...command?

Wow, I'd hate to see what would happen if a girl actually beat her boyfriend at a video game.