@luxamnesiac: With the way her stomach seems to go on forever, I almost thought it was something Rob Liefeld did. But then I noticed the lack of breasts.

@BejeweledEdificeOfCheese: I don't think she was pregnant, though I did find out via wikipedia she's a Scientologist. I think it's the drape and the color.

@happygardeningmama002:

Trying to set up my parents Roku has been hell on earth. They just HAD to get the expensive HD one with their expensive HD TV. I first got an HDMI for them, but that didn't work out, because their TV doesn't support HDCP.

I cringed a bit at the Hot Topic as well!

No, no, no. Smurf penis looks like a blue French horn!

Thank god they tell us who the actress is. Otherwise we would have to sit here and play the guessing game.

@Treeless: Yes... if they took me to some of my favorite restaurants, I'd probably say I believe in God. When my tummy is filled with amazing food, and I'm so content I could just say 'Okay' to the rapture...

@mass romantic: Great minds think alike!

The girl reminds me of Lindsey Lohan in The Parent Trap 2: Terrible Twins at the Museum.

Court forced to bed rest if you refuse and want a second opinion... court if you want to stay home to take care of your child as a single parent...

@HannahBethD: Oh, what episode? I must see this.

@annebreal: Mimes are just clowns with slightly less make-up and no noise.

@RubyPenelope: Once upon a time, I tried to tease my father and it went over poorly. This was on a trip. As punishment he made us listen to Limbaugh. The man laughed over the priest sex scandals and just... well... nothing surprises me from him anymore.

@RubyPenelope: It's probably this: [mediamatters.org]

@salthegeek: Oh good, I'm not the only 22 year old virgin. Here I was afraid I'd have to get something much more painful than the chest waxed.

@conspicuouschick: As far as I can tell, they don't know each other. That it echoes her own book about her dying son.

@Norton: Shouldn't she, instead, be congratulating her fellow author for writing a work that hit her to the core? That was so true to life she felt like it happened to her?

@gherkinfiend: Well, I've never actually taken lessons very far, either. So I have no license.

I'm always a passenger... That's mostly because I've got a driving phobia.