Eeeeehhhhhh I think I’m gonna side with the Airlines and the FAA on this one. The phone explodes. That’s a damn sight more dangerous than hair gel, and is a known fact. I don’t think they are going to ban all cell phones, but requesting you don’t use the exploding phone in a pressurized tube hurtling through the sky?…

Lego Moore is really cool. But this is my favorite iteration of Alan Moore:

I hope not! If only so we get another equally hilarious episode from the How Did This Get Made? crew.

...where they will be beaten by an overgrown mouse until they comply.

I’m literally imagining a campaign train. If there’s WiFi, why not make the train the campaign HQ too?

All that when you could have just said ”Wake up sheeple” and come off just as insufferable.

Throwing away the girl’s shoes was definitely a stupid thing to do. But I’m not exactly feeling this as the WORST thing, OMG, that could ever happen.

Why do I not care about how Zuckerberg feels in the slightest? LMAO! I could care less. The fact that he’s lied and spied etc through FB and claims they don’t do this and don’t do that etc makes this laughable. I’m bummed more for SpaceX after seeing them land a rocket on a ship than poor Markie. And I believe they…

This wasn’t a ‘this is a new engine we need to fire it up a few times to make sure it works’ test. It was an ‘ok the thing is all loaded up and fueled, we need to make sure all the little lights and indicators and connections we think are working work’ test.

You can’t haul it out to the pad, hook it up, fuel it, test…

That’s a DJ whose in a deadline making a beat and the internet went out in his place. That’s my call

My mom likes to point out when stores are playing “that crying dog song that makes you cry” and then I have to leave :P

Not as much as I hate myself.

I hate you.

Now that Chekov is no longer an option (I know, crudely put), I’m hoping Jaylah becomes a permanent member of the crew. She was a lot more fun than Krall and the Enterprise crew put together:

They do too look exactly like owls, if the world of Labyrinth is real.

I wanna know how that one was done. It’s a ridiculous fairy-tale creature, but it’s adorable! These guys might’ve appeared in Labyrinth or The Dark Crystal.

My brother, when he was 5 years old, said "we should drain the oceans, because they do not matter." He was very insistent.