Trust me. No one would watch a TV show about me. It’d be the Jinxe and her Cats show. And it’d be boring.

It’s a reference to Carl Parkins’ first draft of Blue Suede Shoes. It was called Whew Blue shoes, but no one got it. So he changed the Whew and added Suede.

Robert California was the only reason to watch the last seasons of The Office.

That was my favorite part. And I liked all of it, but especially that.

He was an abolitionist. A true one, not one of those ‘Get thee back to Africa.’ sorts that were all the rage in the revolution. (...So, really, they basically hand-wave it.)

But they’re the ones who paid for the study, therefore only their opinion matters.

Uh. Clearly STITCH was the princess in that movie.

You’re really limited with what you can do once you are president. IT’s why someone like Ted Kennedy was or Elizabeth Warren might be better as a congressperson.

He probably only ever sees playboy bunnies, so that might be why.

Which is part of the reason why they launched it. They wanted that fear.

Or Hydra Bob! (...Though no deadpool makes sad panda.)

I think if the character had been someone other than Cap’n, because Cap’n knows the risks of it. Like maybe Hawkeye. Or Pep-no, wait, can’t afford her.

Alan Moore is going to die just so he can roll around in a grave over this.

Yes. I got my saturday morning breakfast cereal comic collection. Still waiting on that studio album though...

Thanks Hallmark. What I really wanted for Christmas was to remember that Nimoy is dead. I really appreciate it.

I think Erik was meant to ask questions.

It looks like she’s holding up her thumb and pointer in an O symbol over her eyes.

...They wouldn’t do that, right?

-whisper- thank you.

What happens if it runs out of water?