I’ve already filed this in “As likely as Queen Nefertiti being in King Tut’s tomb” list. Would it be cool if true? Yes. But until there is proof, I’m in the very skeptical column.

All I know is that it belongs in a museum. After I’ve messed up the site by not following any archeological techniques.

DUDE. Don’t tell them that there are some hidden gems still out there. Then they’ll keep looking!

We just need to find a swallow.

That’s 2 am in Mormon standard time.

It doesn’t look like (though I may have missed something?) it will effect that:

Yeah. Pretty sure this was meant as a “we don’t know what is happening” caution.

It completely was. That doesn’t mean it’s being reported that way or that people don’t read past headlines.

Right? My disbelief can only be suspended so far.

Thank you, I genuinely needed that tonight.

I can thank io9 for showing one of her music videos. It took awhile for me to realize that I was a huge fan, but since that moment I have been a devoted one. And I have preached the gospel of Monae, through getting people to buy her CDs.

I don’t think it’ll be a problem until copyright runs out. The family doesn’t want anyone writing them either.

Does that prevent your utereus from exploding out of you?

Yeah. I’m cool with it. The other delicacies that are actually from Germany are much better. Plundershnecken (kind of a rolled sweet pastry with custard in the middle), Bienenstich, or even just a simple piece of their bread.

...Why? Why would you tell us this?

Don’t lie to us! You had a literal u-boat filled with toys while the rest of us suffered!

I wonder if this is less about the US and more about Japan and their proposed military reforms.

If I had mad photoshop skills, I would make that. I do not. So I will just imagine it.

Thank you people who debunked this. You saved me having to search.

There are a few in the comments that are horrifying as well.