I've supplemented my learning with podcasts. Otherwise half of this shit I just never would've known. Why we don't cover the Tulsa Race Riots and things like that in history is beyond me. Of course, people would find that even LESS patriotic. 'White people rioting against black people?! Nooo siree.'

People's minds would collectively explode to learn that.

But did you actually talk to the barista about it? Because just a sticker does not a conversation make.

You can find it on ebay for not too much.

Next door daycare. Lots of kids. Screaming. Screaming. Happy the kids are having so much fun, but OMG can we put a sock in it?

If you don't get the reference, then you're missing out on one of the fairly amazing classics. Please report for mandatory re-education camps.

BogartCat explains it well above:

She eventually started eating, because money was running low and the world wasn't ready for her to show us how to transcend eating.

It is.

Ah. I may not be the target, then.

Was this the man in question?

I really could've used someone like that in my life. I am super behind on pokemon because I decided it was uncool for an adult like me. Now I don't care.

The first piece of pie is missing a small bit of crust near the edge. The second image of the pie, the crust is back. It's a crust conspiracy!

Man. I wouldn't even last five seconds. I'd pay $5 and be dead first.

Yeah. I've had people remove me as friends for posting snopes links. I just thought they should know that the car jacking via putting a paper on your front window was an urban legend. Apparently I am a know-it-all who will never be loved.

Mine prefers to use the "If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain." You know, if Winston Churchill said it, it must be true. (Except, you know, he never said it and was a liberal at 35.)

I wish I could believe it was a conspiracy. But, alas, I genuinely think that people get easily distracted.

Oh good god. Thank god utah is only part time. Think of the shit we'd produce if we were full time.

I sort of find it funny. I know someone came out with like buttons or badges where you could be a Social Justice Priest, a Social Justice Paladin.

Of course they did. -_-