If they got into an actual crash, ohhhh yes, this would be very good evidence for a prosecutor who wants to bring charges of reckless driving or worse.

Maybe instead of being thrown into Twitch Jail, people who stream and drive need to be thrown into Real Jail?

I love Sona. She’s hilarious on the podcast, and is the perfect straight woman for Conan. She’s like Stephanie/Smitty on Letterman, except without all the secret sex stuff.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I respect this womans hustle. She is click bait incarnate and she is making bank of it now.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

He looks familiar.

And like original, her campaign is just a fevered dream.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

you’d shit your pants if you saw one 

Because men are trash.

“According to her most recent tweet, Cattuzzo is currently taking a break from social media and streaming, citing death threats made against her family and friends.”

It’s almost sacrilege to say it, but I am also not much of a fan.  It’s been a while since I saw it but I have no great desire to watch it again. 

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

People making even a slight deal about Tifas breasts is pissing me off. To me they are still huge AND she is wearing a sports bra which means they are even bigger! She looks fantastic and all the shit heads are complaining about her breast size. 

Yeah, it definitely worked. Kassandra’s my favorite ‘assassin’ yet (that one gigantic DLC misstep aside, I’m going to pretend that never happened), sorry Ezio, and it’s probably my favorite game, though Syndicate’s Jack the Ripper DLC’s fear based combat is also a hard contender.

Alternative title:
Cybermonk 2077

Best decision. Matchmaking with randos means you have to tune the encounters down to accomodate people not communicating and totally fucked up team compositions.

LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE SON, AERITH IS SO GORGEOUS WHERE AM I SOMEONE HOLD ME

The lag sucks. There are bugs. There are exploits. But I can’t stop playing. Atlas is a really dense, grindy game that isn’t for everyone. There is a ton of content and the company system allows you to create your own fun, even if the game is fighting you all the way. It is a bit of a mess now, but it has the…