He’s always said he was a fungi...

Triple bonus score. 

They’ve been planning it since she was nine. Those sneaky libs. 

Considering the vitriol, condemnation and death threats women receive for speaking up about sexual assault by a white conservative male, simple speaking up is almost certainly a guarantee that it’s true.

Psssst... the ‘women’ in his life have a replay button. 

Like Trump should be spending his life on the Mexican border. Right where his wall was being built. 

It’s like they have some weird form of ED - always coming but never come. 

Presidenting while black or something, I would say.

So a good guy with a gun did stop a bad guy with a gun. Except the good guy was also actually the bad guy - and he basically shot himself.

Normal people 

Shooting her in the back would have resulted in too many questions. What if he only injured and didn’t kill her?

It would improve the jobs situation 

It’s probably a little more than ‘hard work’ that made Bezos so rich. It’s that. But also ruthlessness, vision, influence, manipulation, corruption and a few other things.  

And ‘eat’. And ‘meat’.

Pssst... old white guy was being sarcastic 

He’s like a Donald Trump. But more South African. 

Bunch of real stand up guys too. Working stiffs all of them. I wood say more, butt...

Is it possible to get cancer from a tanning bed?

Not sure who would be willing to act as Trump. How do you make a prosthetic to reduce the size of an appendage ?

That makes sooooo much nonsense.