It would be terrible if his house caught fire and he had to get the coast guard, who say it’s not their responsibility but speak to the fire department who say it’s not a house and thus not their responsibility.

Or why not just stick a box under your desk with the same 3M strips. 

Or why not just stick a box under your desk with the same 3M strips. 

Funny those yahoos don’t get: Invading someone else’s country also does the same thing, but in the opposite direction.

If Trump and Fox have their way, no one in America will either. 

That’s environmental pollution. Do you really want that toxic waste dump in the waterways?

Don’t you mean ‘grammar and spelling work’?

A fly buzzing around Trump... I wonder why

So much for a well regulated militia eh?

If the second amendment is meant to ensure a well regulated militia against a tyrannical government or even an invading force, shouldn’t well regulated (either with regulation, or as some proponents claim — well trained/run) militia be at the heart of it?

The only thing Tom’s fucking is his right hand. 

No actually you don’t know. 

A guillotine is reusable.

Both. I’m trolling’ but you’re just stupid.

That’s true. I think the way to tell is what the speaker says or does after. Judge not a single comment but what surrounds it as well.

If his argument were correct, it would mean ISIS and those who support them are radicalized by Christians, white people or ‘the west’. 

The left are apparently violent crybaby snowflake bullies. 

Thoughts and prayers just means ‘I really don’t give a fuck but I have to say something so I don’t look like I don’t give a fuck’. 

It’s not optics. It’s the typical cherry picking mischaracterization that’s always trotted out in - well practically any situation  

There’s no reason why he can’t be both: A lying asshole AND a dumb fucking moron.

Fucking fuckers aren’t they?