This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

Of course he wasn’t trying for it. Which big leaguer would want to be the all time leader in taking one from behind?

Trump does what the extremists want and then sends Ivanka out to assure the rest of us that he’s actually pro-environment, pro-gay rights and pro-sanity. It’s just the latest iteration of the very successful long-con the Trump family has succesfully been perpetrating on the American public, trying to be all things to…

Ivan(ka) in January: I’ll advise my dad on politics and try to fight for equality, the environment and puppies. Please like me everyone, we’re super cereal and you can trust me.

God, I’d love this for all to go to shit for everyone and have the Sixers take Lonzo.

I blame Tesla for calling something “Autopilot” when it is in fact, just adaptive cruise control that keeps you centered in the selected lane.

While I sympathize with Brown’s family, he was asking for this to happen. His YouTube videos show a clear disregard for safety and a growing urge to push Autopilot 1 to its limits, getting in WAY too many documented near misses in shorter and short spaces of time. He began to trust it too much, and see “what he could…

You’re thinking of his global warming denialist, coal-humping predecessor Tony Abbott.

I’d venture that it’d be more unusual for a world leader who DOESN’T mock Trump. I bet even Putin goofs on the dumbass.

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

This is an important victory which I will celebrate in spirit with Madrid. Obligatory man-spreading story: a few weeks ago I was on a flight in a middle seat and the dude sitting next to me was man-spreading with his foot OVER the little metal partition on the floor separating seats so his leg was into the space in…

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. One of the biggest Trumpy-Dumpy supporters in my office announced this to me like we’d landed on fucking Mars. I asked her what was in the Paris Agreement and she said she didn’t know—she’s just happy America isn’t getting screwed anymore.

What a dumbfuck

Does this count as another major?

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

I have two kids. I love my kids.