Go back to school, herb:

How in the fuck is this sleazy, lying, shit bag, still in office?

How does a guy who basically quits his job then calls other future employers slave owners and expect to get a job. When does personal responsibility come into effect here. Have we even heard from him besides cryptic tweets in a year?

You need to trade mark that title immediately.

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

I hold very deep resentment towards the Jets for that penalty during a field goal a couple of years ago but I HAVE to agree, that was one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen.

The funniest thing about this sketch is that Kellyanne Conway as a trans-dimensional horror clown might be more sympathetic than the truth.

Absolutely. Worst call I’ve ever seen. Pats fan here too. Jets were robbed.

Call me crazy, but a fumble usually requires a fumble, right? The whole control thing has always been about complete vs incomplete.

I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

I still don’t buy this. He’s an uncontrolled dumpster fire no matter what’s going on. I don’t think it’s strategy, I this its just Trump being Trump.

God, he’s been worse than usual recently, and that’s hard to achieve. It’s like his administration hasn’t had enough drama for Donald’s tastes, so he’s gone out and manufactured some more.

Too complex for their understanding. Maybe draw a diagram? No, a cartoon.

Hey Pro-Lifers, remember this will lead to MORE abortions.

Pffft... That photo blows.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

I find it quite scrotesque.

This is a lot to swallow.

Wow, it takes real balls to do something like this.

Someone said once that Trump is every Disney villain ever. It is deeply disturbing that we have somewhere between 20 to 30 percent of people living in this country who have a moral compass so warped that they have completely distorted the very notion of basic good and bad they learned in kindergarten.