I was all ready to try this but it really cuts into my drinking time.

Whatever you do don’t copy this link and send a text message to your wife showing how awesome butt play is... she will just say if, “we can do it on you first then I will.” not the reaction I was hoping for, actually I don’t think she read the article at all!

Just started down this road last week with a partner. She fucking loved it, but she almost quit 3 seconds after insertion. DO NOT QUIT. Give it an honest effort. Communicate with your partner. Trust your partner will listen to you (cause if they don’t, well, GTFO!). Go slow and work your way into a rhythm. Don’t…

When you’re at work, just think about how you’re literally getting paid to poop. You’ll relax and you’ll be excited to do it again. “I made $5 for dropping a deuce today!”

there’s nothing comfortable about pooping in public restrooms, ever

My SO thinks im weird because i can not poop comfortably in public restrooms.

C’mon, that name doesn’t scream southern U.S. to you? I’m sure there’s a bunch of good ol’ boys named Mishvelidze running around down there.

These days I have no idea if people are making bad jokes or genuinely don’t know.

And his beloved Falcons are losing to the Bucs today too. Rough.

All of this is good, and helpful, information.

That’s cool, I just need them to keep my boobs from flopping around while I’m running. Those of us with large breasts are already aware that sagging is inevitable.

Not pictured: boobs.

Report: Austin Rivers Sent to Room to Think About What He Did

“The woman...was clearly experiencing discomfort in her eyes for quite some time after the incident.”

Just another woman setting up a frivolous lawsuit. Eye discomfort is what us lawyers call “assumption of risk” when sitting in the 2nd row at a Kings game.

Ratliff destroyed the game clock on the practice field, smashing it and kicking it.

Odd moment of bonding between my gf and I:

I once crop dusted at the grocery store. I was in an empty aisle, and thought I was ok. This couple ended up walking into it, as I was leaving the area, and she IMMEDIATELY starts hitting her boyfriend and loudly blaming him while he protested his innocence.

I love evil week.

I just sneak into our server room and fart there. All those fans....