Jeremy Clarkson can still write better than any staff on here.

More uplifting, but not as motivating.

The best kind of correct. 

Did it work?

That college drop out?! No thanks. 

I really liked the Metris.

I really wanted to like the Element back when it was new. Being 6'6" I was excited for all that head room. The leg room was terrible though, at least in the driver’s seat. Shopping for cars sucks when you’re tall.

It’s gonna take him an hour to drive 12 miles? Sounds like he’d be better off riding the bike!

Honda Element?

Filing this next to the new Z4 under Shit We’re Not So Sure About.

While I think $2,750 is a tad more than I’d pay for this (I’m guessing you could talk him down to $2,500, and anything less than that you are encroaching on “great price” territory), I’ll wait to see what you are able to dig up for $1,000.

Been there. Done that. 

As a 9-5 daily beater it looks pretty Sweed.

I can't wait to find out that the account is actually like a 60 year old Hispanic woman that doesn't speak English

Douchebaggage, huge missed opportunity there.

I wonder where they drew inspiration?

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

If you replace everything but one bolt, is it still the same car?