Dirt and rust reservoir.

I hear David Tracy has some cash burning a hole in his pocket now... Stick a Jeep emblem on the hood and sell it to him for his next Moab adventure.

Alas, it was not meant to be.

When it hits 1 million, Toyota should buy it and either proudly display it somewhere, or hide it in a basement and never show it again.

Wait, is this Matt Farah's million mile Lexus?

Which would seriously motivate you to fix your trunk latch release.

Holy shit you actually got more money for that pile of rust than you paid for it?

You know, I’ve given you little packets of grief interspersed with mostly supportive comments in these pages, David. This time, you did exactly the right thing. Keep going. Get down to just one active project. You’ll find it easier to focus. This was great news to get, today. I’m delighted for you.

I look forward to you following up with Jared to see the cosmetically restored wagoneer.

If Jared can weld he got a $30K steal.

also an amber-lamps joke..

although not as sophisticated as a tractor, i did need to build a beer bong one time and the associate at home depot was more than knowledgeable in that field. he even gave me 4 different valves and 3 different hose types to choose from!

No no no

That’s why you always keep a 12-pack in the trunk.

And if he uses an elbow connector anywhere, just set the damn thing on fire.

“I don’t think so, I’m browsing for a project.”

If fog lights are headlights, why are they called fog lights and not headlights?

..wandering down random hardware store aisles for project inspiration...

Article title is headlights, not fog lights.