There was speed.  Just very little of it.  Not festival amounts certainly.  

Huh... never would’ve expected Mustang-bashing from you

“...frequently made drastic steering dives towards the hay-bails...”

The sensors were actually so good they could detect the crowd standing behind the haybales.

There must have been a few people behind that wall, and Mustang DNA overrode the programming.

Well. It is a Mustang at a car show after all.

When you found the rust, did you flip the car like an angry family member flips the monopoly board?

I would still be curled up in the corner crying...

Oof.

I wish I took more than 10 minutes to buy my Mini. I would have known

Dad bought a Silver 74 2002 Tii from some guy in Sacramento back in ‘97, guy cried as we completed the transaction about how sad he was to see it go. This guy deserved an oscar. It was a 74 from the b pillar forward and 76 from the back. Two cars for the price of one! We sold it to college student from Alameda who was …

The list would be too long for my Volvo V50 T5 manual so I’ll just go with this: that it would cost me somewhere between $1-2 per mile driven in the 9 months I had it.

He lost his license, not his keys.

Isn’t everyone in Florida a real estate agent?

It would have cost a lot more, but he had to take the comments along with it.

Choge Dallarger

Dodge Challarger?

That’d be so hot. Instant success for Mazda IF they made that exact car, as pictured, with a turbo rotary.

“weaving their dicks.” Now there’s a mental image that’s never going away....

Congrats, Toyota! For the second sports car in a row, you’ve managed to make me resent the car before it’s even released! I should be a lock, but it’s hard to be a fanboy when you won’t shut up about the slow cars you’re not even seling. By the time this releases, its competitors will probably be on their second…