I keep forgetting you're in TX. I just went to HEB and got 3 containers of pre-washed greens. Haven't found a grasshopper yet, but WTH, it'd just be extra protein if I didn't catch it in time....

I have mad stupid love for my spiral slicer, used primarily to make zucchini noodles.

not too odd, but I still love it - my slow cooker.

I clicked through and saw photos of the wedding. Gorgeous, the dress, the bridesmaid's dresses, the shoes, and the reception dress, all gorgeous.

She does indeed win. I knit/crochet and never once considered making my own dress, or even the shawl I'm wearing with my dress (I'm getting married this Sunday). I have spent many long commute hours working on handcrafts to pass the time, and she was right about needing it to be washable - every single thing I made…

If I told my husband that I wasn't comfortable with a particular sexual act and his response was "that is such a turn-off", I might never have sex with him again.

All Allen cares about at this point is whether he can expense the hot dog he ate or not (no).

Big Oil is a HUGE special interest that makes money hand over fist while receiving massive subsidies, corporate welfare and enormous tax credit. The cognitive dissonance is astounding. I wonder what it must be like to be so selfish?

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Scary Stories and Cheerleaders were the best. My other favorite horror books from elementary school:

Yes, she looks very beautiful, but she looks like an entirely different person. It's strange. Also strange how she never talks in her after video. New Flower can only blink at us, I guess.

Thanks Mark for reminding us of the importance of doing everything you can to be as pretty as you can.

I'm sorry, why are we reading this again?

Yeah, I agree. Her old face had more animation and movement in it before. The lips, to be fair, were the result of old plastic surgery and so "fixing" them might actually be bringing her back to what they were before (except they still look kind of plastic).

This is depressing. What's the point of ever even accepting yourself the way you are if someone already nice-average looking undergoes drastic surgery and looks gorgeous?

I want to punch someone in the face. We had some freak storm here in Texas and my power just came on after 4 hours of being off and my cable is resetting. I'm missing it all!!!!! I had plans that involved cashmere pajamas, opera gloves, and fancy wine. And then I was going to watch, How to get away with murder. Why is…

InNOut is better than most wedding food anyway. I think you go the better end of the deal.

What exactly is wrong with "daily queer posts"?

"You may not believe it, but I am hardened against disgusting images"

But, did you drink it?