There should be an option between starving and being force-fed. OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE STARVING, SO NOW I'M JAMMING YOU WITH LIVER AND ONIONS AND YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN, EH? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

That is an interesting review, actually. It reads like someone who played this and knows it's dogshit, and is trying to say so between the lines of a positive review so that their boss won't get flack from Sony. Thanks for sharing.

The irony of you calling me a baby (well, "babby") must be apparent to you.

Oh yes, I do agree about that. But it feels like that somewhere between PS2 and PS4, we've devolved into more linear game design. It's kinda lame. I would have thought that more power would mean = bigger and more complex levels. Not just more details to guy's mustache. :p

This review was a bummer to read because, you know, I want games to be good. But Kirk's incessant love and championing of Destiny shows that he generally lets hate trains chug-a-chug on by.

When an opinion is based on nothing but conjecture and is built to argue with people who have actually played the game?

Lol. I didn't buy a PS4 to play games that feel like they were designed in 2002. Most PS2 games play like shit by today's standards. Not sure how that's supposed to seem like praise.

Reviewer likes a game. "You are being paid by the publisher to say good things!!!!!! No integrity here at Kotaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Reviewer hates the game. "You are just jumping on the hate train, you are a biased piece of shit Kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Worthy review of the game is of course one of the very few positive reviews that exist. What're the odds.

Uh? It seems like a proper review to me. The ridiculous "hate train" focused on game length, but this barely mentions that point.

So because he has an opinion differing from yours, that's an embarrassment? He pretty much backed up every reason why he dislikes the game. Perhaps you can provide reasons why you like it instead?

Or, and here's a crazy idea, maybe he just didn't like the game?

I GET IT

Olimar and Pikmin are ...... O.P.

Since he's always floating I'd say he's flambuoyant...

Or, given how he gets around, flambuoyant. :D

See, when it comes to the fairy thing, that's weird because I'm pretty sure some characters in OoT call Link "Fairy Boy" and what with all of the actual fairies in these games...there's just better context for him being obsessed with fairies(not to mention wearing clothes not TOO far off from what Link is wearing)…

In the 90s being called a fairy and the way he acted was very much a gay stereotype or gay camp. Moreso in America I imagine, than in Japan where they have a lot of joke characters like this that aren't supposed to be gay parody.

Even if you played it when you were little, play it again. Chances are you didn't fully appreciate the mood and themes when you were younger.

This post was written for you. Play it.